Billy the Blue Ranger aka the one NOBODY wanted to be when you played Power Rangers on the playground aka the only one out there trying to fight the Putties in a jean jump suit. The only way you ended up as Billy was if you was frail and had glasses. THIS CAT DIDN’T EVEN KNOW MARTIAL ARTS when he was chosen, Jason (a real nigga) had to train him.
You 36 in a Karate class?
Now Power Rangers without Billy was swagged on about one hundred thousand trillion. The Power Rangers without Billy was a group of good looking teenagers riding around Angel Grove on some cosmic Dazed and Confused type illin’.
Billy got and deserved no respect. Billy was best friends with Kimberly; Billy could have had them draws. Instead he let my man Tommy come through; the same cat that halfway killed everybody 2 weeks prior is holding hands with ol girl. I have no idea why they kept this guy around for as long as they did. Remember that car he rigged up when they couldn’t teleport:
Are We Serious Right Now?
Take a look at the rangers individual Zords. Jason had a T-Rex, come on you can’t go wrong with that. Zach had the mighty mastodon and Trini the “sabahtooh tygah”. Kimberly was on some Tom Cruise “Top Gun” steeze in the sky, so SURELY Billy had something wild and crazy right? WRONG. This idiot is out there in a Triceratops on wheels…he the only one.
Eventually, somebody tried to assassinate Zordon and blow his crib up so he posse’d up and handed the goons new powers based on the Zeo Crystal…everybody except YOU GUESSED IT: Billy. Now Billy, being utterly useless in the intergalactic battle of good vs evil could have went to Harvard…maybe joined the United Nations…but nah…that makes too much sense. Billy decided to live in their converted bomb shelter as a companion to a robot and some nigga trapped in a fish tank.
Billy…for being so heartless, gutless and weak you are officially The Biggest Loser in Television
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